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INTERVIEWER: I do want to ask about your character because we saw sort of a cliff hanger in the last episode of the last season. There seems to be a spark between the two of you and things are finally moving in the direction of being a couple and then whammo politics gets in the way.
AMY POEHLER: Yeah we got cockblocked-can we say that?
INTERVIEWER: Yeah, we’re cable.
AMY POEHLER: We get politically cockblocked.
ADAM SCOTT: There’s an E! show called Cockblocked, isn’t there?
INTERVIEWER: I think it’s called Celebrity Cockblock.
ADAM SCOTT: Yeah, celebrity—
AMY POEHLER: Celebrity Cockblock?!
ADAM SCOTT: You get like Mario Lopez help you not get laid.
AMY POEHLER: No, they put blocks on their penis!
ADAM SCOTT: Yeah!
AMY POEHLER: And they stack them up and they’re like “Mario Lopez look how many blocks you have on your penis?!”
ADAM SCOTT: “You’re holding 83 blocks!” and then he’s like “whoaaaaa!” and then they fall over.
AMY POEHLER: And then there’s a panel of people being like “I didn’t like it when the blocks fell off his penis.
ADAM SCOTT: All the Kardashians are like “hmmm…”
INTERVIEWER: Why are you not development executives? This is what we need on television! (x)

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